Rejoicerism

Rejoicerism is the most feared religion in all of Trakoria, if not the world.

The members are easily recognizable: they have shaved their heads, saved for five tassels, each on one side of the head and one on top. They often go dressed in rags and all sorts of strange knick-nacks that they apparently consider beautiful or imortant but others think of as gardbage. They speech is as disjointed as their dress, consisting of long incoherent, babbling rants. Most people consider these unfortunates lost souls, mad as hatters.

The reason they are so feared is that it seems anyone might become a rejoicer just by being close to one of them. Or even just talking about them. Or thinking about them. Or...esfadksalmbad. Fell furiflongflabba. My last first first last is at long last the last horse. Wild mild moppo.